Friday, February 18, 2005
Thoughts while sitting in Friday Traffic...
First off, I would like to thank Byron of The Cubdom and Cubs Blog Army for announcing on his site my arrival to blogging. He runs a great site (two of them, actually) and is kind enough to lend help to those of us who wish to get our ideas out. Plus, he is a fellow IU Hoosier, which puts him firmly on the side of good.
And with that...
Heard on the Steve Dahl Show:
Nipped in the Bud
A woman was fired from here job at the zoo for refusing to show one of her breasts to a gorilla. -News Man Buzz Killman
Apparently, the site of a breast is comforting to the ape. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have found the missing link. I mean, who among us doesn't find just a little comfort...well, nevermind.
But I think the more interesting point is, what did the job description look like? If I applied for a job and saw the list of responsibilities included:
- Clean small animal carcasses from Lion cage.
- hose down elephants
- flash jubblies at monkey
I'm thinking...I'm going to be ready to party, or I'm going to move on.
Also heard on Steve Dahl:
Military to use Ecstacy to treat Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome:
Really? Because, you know, ever since Brad and Jen broke up, I've been feeling a little stressed myself...
But seriously, I think it is nice that the government is slipping the soldiers a little action. After all, the government is the reason these soldiers had to fight in a completely unnecessary and unjustified war. The least they could do is compensate them. I wonder what they are going to do for the soldiers who end up fighting the Iran war...crack? PCP?
Final thought for the day...
(from the movie Stand by Me [paraphrased])
So, Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. Why does Goofy stand on two legs and talk while Pluto walks on four legs and can only bark?
What's up with that?
And with that...
Heard on the Steve Dahl Show:
Nipped in the Bud
A woman was fired from here job at the zoo for refusing to show one of her breasts to a gorilla. -News Man Buzz Killman
Apparently, the site of a breast is comforting to the ape. Ladies and Gentlemen, I think we have found the missing link. I mean, who among us doesn't find just a little comfort...well, nevermind.
But I think the more interesting point is, what did the job description look like? If I applied for a job and saw the list of responsibilities included:
- Clean small animal carcasses from Lion cage.
- hose down elephants
- flash jubblies at monkey
I'm thinking...I'm going to be ready to party, or I'm going to move on.
Also heard on Steve Dahl:
Military to use Ecstacy to treat Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome:
Really? Because, you know, ever since Brad and Jen broke up, I've been feeling a little stressed myself...
But seriously, I think it is nice that the government is slipping the soldiers a little action. After all, the government is the reason these soldiers had to fight in a completely unnecessary and unjustified war. The least they could do is compensate them. I wonder what they are going to do for the soldiers who end up fighting the Iran war...crack? PCP?
Final thought for the day...
(from the movie Stand by Me [paraphrased])
So, Goofy and Pluto are both dogs. Why does Goofy stand on two legs and talk while Pluto walks on four legs and can only bark?
What's up with that?
# posted by Jason @ 6:20 PM 
