Wednesday, May 18, 2005


Today's game isn't going well of inning number two, so I thought I might wax poetic on the subject of Derrek Lee.

Derrek Lee is like Superman, except that he doesn't wear his underwear outside his clothes

Derrek Lee is like Mighty Mouse, except much taller.

Derrek Lee is the Ying to Neifi's Yang

Derrek Lee represents all that is good in the world (except Sour Patch Kids. those stand on their own).

We like Derrek Lee.

I jinxed the hell out of poor Derrek.
No, Dusty should have given him the day off. Everyone knows when a guy's been hot for a long time, he needs a day off.
Fire Dusty Baker.
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