Neifi! has really be struggling recently, there is no question about it. It was really time for him to take a seat and see if he can't transfer a little bit more of Nomar's soul back into him via the Vulcan mind meld.

So who do we get? Enrique Wilson. Mr. 095. God our bench sucks.

On the plus side, Hairston started over Patterson. I say the plus side, because Patterson has been sooooo bad with the bat and Haiston is one of our few On base threats, but I worry about his (Hairston's) defense. Maybe Hairston should take over in left and replace the Dubois/Holly platoon. After all, they never get on base either, and they already suck with the glove. I guess my ideal lineup would be (and I'm stealing a little from Kurt).

Hairston LF
Walker 2B
Lee 1B
Burnitz RF
Ramirez 3B
Barrett C
Patterson CF
Neifi! SS
Pitcher P

unless Zambrano or Prior pitch, and then it's

Hairston LF
Walker 2B
Lee 1B
Burnitz RF
Ramirez 3B
Barrett C
Zambrano/Prior P
Patterson CF
Neifi! SS

Not really that bad a lineup. 1/3 of it sucks, but the other 2/3 is really pretty good.

Alright, the more I think about it, the more I think I stole half this post from Kurt of Cub Fan Nation. Sorry Kurt, but I guess we just agree this time.

In my defense, I found the Star Trek picture all by myself.

And it is awesome.