"What you want is a guy with an on-base percentage of about .600, takes a lot of walks, is able to foul off a lot of pitches so the team can get a look at everything the pitcher has, has good baserunning speed, a great first move when stealing, a good eye for reading pitchers' deliveries, power to all fields, the ability to lay down a bunt for a hit, and the ability to drive in 100+ runs. Oh, he should also be a gold-glove fielder, preferably at a position up the middle of the field. It is a plus if he is fluent in several languages and can program in COBAL. Also, the ability to fly is a bonus, and and magical powers are appreciated."