Friday, July 08, 2005
Not much to be happy about
...but I will do my part to ease the tension in the CBA.
Puns, courtesy of Andrea (you probably don't know Andrea, but I do, and that's what counts):
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
And thanks to Mike for these next two (once again, you don't know him, I don't care)
Two Eskimos were out in a kayak when they began to get cold. They decided to light a fire to keep warm, but the fire spread and the boat sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and
asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Ahhh, now that was satisfying. Cubs lose at 6:35 tonight.
Puns, courtesy of Andrea (you probably don't know Andrea, but I do, and that's what counts):
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho Cheese.
And thanks to Mike for these next two (once again, you don't know him, I don't care)
Two Eskimos were out in a kayak when they began to get cold. They decided to light a fire to keep warm, but the fire spread and the boat sank - proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and
asked them to disperse. "But why?," they asked, as they moved off. "Because," he said, "I can't
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
Ahhh, now that was satisfying. Cubs lose at 6:35 tonight.
# posted by Jason @ 1:06 PM 
