I just wanted to clear a few things up, just in case it wasn't clear that I am still fully in control.

You see, yes, it is true that I recently lost an "election" because I got fewer "votes" than "everyone," but it is not true that I'm a loser. I may have lost, but I'm not a loser. Not the same thing.

You see, this is all part of my rather clever plan to infiltrate the Graduate Student political arena from the outside. Sure, the Wife will attend their quaint little "meetings," but the ideas she advances will not be her own. Unbeknownst to her (and she doesn't know about this, so shhhhhh) the ideas she thinks are hers will actually be mine, having been placed in her head in a most subtle manner. Carefully crafted will be my plan and none will be the wiser.

And then I will unleash my army of the undead.

...they thought they could play me for the fool. Let's see how they like it when the dead rise from the grave to feast on the brains of the insolent. Not so funny now, is it?

I AM NOT A MONKEY IN A HAT!!!

I WILL NOT DANCE!!!!!

But I'm getting off the subject. The point is, I have amassed a Zombie army, they will eat brains, and this day will be rued.

(for those of you who may have noticed that this conflicts a bit with my previous post: I considered comporting myself with a quiet dignity and grace, but in the end I decided to go with the Zombie army. Takes a little more effort, but I'll save a fortune in hats)